mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature

I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

mexican russian

A delicious take on the White Russian. Substitute the half and half of a white russian for chocolate milk. Quik can also be used.

"I got this chick all drunk off Mexican Russians, but she puked all over me before anything could happen".

by Rusty Shakelford December 23, 2004

Mexican Ghost

When one farts in an elevator.

What's that smell, it must be a Mexican Ghost.

by 2cool4u111111111111 May 17, 2010

Mexican Princess

An adult person who acts immaturely and goes trough problems of a 12-year old.

Yeah man, I like this girl, but she is such a Mexican Princess.

by Darkmemebro May 3, 2019

Mexican Princess

Heroin:
Large quantities of heroin is produced in Mexico. Some like to refer to it as a her and that she brings mysticism there for she is a Princess. A Mexican Princess.

The Mexican Princess is out of my life

-Scott Weiland (Lead Singer of the band Stone Temple Pilots)

by helly1080 April 4, 2011

mexican disguise

A Mexican Disguise is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Brown Neck tie.

That bitch said she needed a disguise. I treated her to the mexican disguise.

by Patrick Kay May 12, 2006

mexican sattelite

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007