Mexican waterfall

When one has to use the toilet and has extremely liquified diarrhea, to the point where all the liquid shit flows out of ones anus, as a waterfall. This action usually occurs after one has had particularly bad Mexican food, or just eats very unhealthily

Person 1: “how was your day, bro?”
Person 2: “ awful. It was going pretty good, but when I went to take a shit, I had a Mexican waterfall instead! I haven’t been able to walk normally all day after that!”

by The crap meister August 10, 2018

Mexican Leonidas

The cheap knockoff version of a manly man. Typically used to describe Macro Ruiz.

I can't believe it... he pulled a Mexican Leonidas out of nowhere.

by Zimerb June 3, 2018

Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.

Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.

by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018

Mexican Bukakie

When you get a group of hermanos and you all blow your load on her face.

"Aye Jose that Mexican Bukakie we had last night was fire."

by Everyb0dy November 14, 2018

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.

I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

mexican strength

A phrase to describe a skinny Hispanic or Latin American person who has a lot more strength then they look.

Coach Peachy: Can I have some of yall take this stuff back to the gym.
Students: Yes Coach!
Paula: *Picks up the heaviest equipment like its nothin*
Coach Cool: Damn look at Paula Go!

Coach Arrow: Must be that Mexican Strength.

by kavinesh January 22, 2019