hairy mary

A phrase that indicates surprise. It is generally used by the more random mebers of society.

Guy: Boo!
Random Guy: Hairy Mary

by Ceipher September 19, 2008

Hail mary

"Grenade + Football + Duct tape = Hail Marry"

One of Chuck greenes favorite weapons in Dead rising 2. It combines the Distance of the foot ball and the power of the Grenade.

Just tape it together and throw at Zombies!

*In Dead Rising 2 Multi-Player*

Jimmy: Oh s*** what was that!!

Ed: Oh its just kevin throwing a hail mary

Jimmy: damn!!!

by SodaAddict619 October 7, 2010

Mary and Joanna

A codename for marijuana. Mix of Spanglish, "Mari" is Mary, "i" would be like "y" for and in Spanish, and "Juana" for Joanna.

Yo Bitch, hook me up with Mary and Joanna and I'll give you some big ones.

by Damian Julio December 18, 2006

mary wash

1. Short for the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, VA
2. The most kickass school ever

A: I hear you go to Mary Wash.
B: That all girls school?
C: No dude, that's Mary BALDWIN!

by PaulUMW January 3, 2008

Bloody Mary

When you have sex with a girl while she is menstrating, on her period, and you pull out, have blood on your penis and proceed to give her a bloody mustache. Closely related to a dirty sanchez.

"I was having sex with this hot babe and I totally pulled out and gave her a Bloody Mary!"

by Patrick450 September 17, 2011

virgin mary

My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.

There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.

by Black Jesus March 28, 2005

Crazy Mary

A punch of such force to a female's kidney while enjoying her from behind that she arches her back skyward while her body "freezes" in this position --- resulting in a quick
unconscious state....followed by urinary tract bleeding.

Once back at my place, I overheard this whore I picked up at the bar talking to her friend on the phone about heisting my wallet after getting me high....so I delivered her a Crazy Mary during sex so I could sleep in peace until late next morning before tossing her out.

by banshee01 May 1, 2006