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eight minutes

an acceptable time frame for a guy to jerk off quickly, without it being too over quick. -if start to finish a guy cums in under 8 minutes, he should never make mention of it, as it would be an embarrassing insult.
guy1: how long did that virus scan take?
guy2: no longer than eight minutes
guy1: AUGGHH
guy2: lol
by willyjohnson August 18, 2008
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minsterley

A place near Shrewsbury mainly filled with druggies and old people. Most people from minsterley are rough and go to the chippy 5 times a day.
Oh you’re from minsterley? That’s unfortunate
by Rupaulisshook August 8, 2018
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minutemen

people who go back in time and save the world
virgil fox, charle tuttle, and zeke are minutemen
by silveragh February 9, 2008
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120 Minutes

A now-default program on MTV that showed alternative/modern rock videos that didn't fit MTV's regular playlist. Was eventually moved to MTV-2, but was canceled and replaced by Subterrain.
Hey, did you see that new Radiohead video on 120 Minutes? That was trippin!!!
by Your Ad Here November 10, 2008
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Minster

A small, mile by mile wide party town. If you don't like to have fun-leave. The town has a pheomonal cross country and track team along with a decent football and basketball team. Other sports don't get much attention. Everyone knows everyone. One of the best places to hang out on the weekends is Willys or the Dutch Mill. Minster is also known for it's fabulous OKtoberfest. There is never a dull moment in this town! Most people wish they were form Minster.
Hey, where are you from?" "Minster." "Wow, I wish I was you.
by wishyouweremedadada April 1, 2011
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5 Minutes in and out

To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare to boot. First used by Sir Laurie Painter of Salisbury
"Listen I've got a quick job for you, 5 minutes in and out"
by Von Winkle of Le Froy March 19, 2009
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vagina minutes

So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!
"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.
by nknarula June 20, 2009
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