That one shitty uncle you know, who says that he has served in the US
Army/Navy/Marines, and says that he has fought in WW2, Korea, Vietnam, WW1, Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan all at once, says that he has 25
Purple Hearts, 2 Medal of Honors, and all of these crazy amount of medals, and boasts about being a hero, even though he is only 36 years old and had never been a member of the Military for a
single millisecond, he is very likely to own a military Jeep, or a Deuce and a Half.
-Oh look Dad, Here comes Uncle Mike, lets
hope that he doesn't start to spew out
bullshit for the 45th time this month.
-He probably will, I
mean he was dropped head first after being born, Son.
-So that's why Uncle Mike is like this, thanks for letting me know dad.