Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege

by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016

mering it up

To study excessivly, especially when said sutdying is being forced on the student. Usually used by the student to show contempt for their lame-ass classes.

guy: Do you want to catch a movie with me?
girl: Sorry, I'm busy mering it up right now, I have a paper due tomorrow.

by purplepanda May 25, 2007

merge-or-die lane

An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.

Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?

by Perimeter May 6, 2009

merch kids

Kids that only wear merch from some alternative concert they went to over the previous weekend. Most of the time they are just fangirls or fanboys. They think that their taste in music is better than everyone's else or they want to seem "unique" by wearing merch. Not always scene kids, most of the time they're just douches that think they are cool.

However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."

I walked into some merch kid at the mall the other day, she was wearing a "Sing It Loud" shirt and a bracelet that said "The Maine". She saw that I was wearing a Iron Maiden shirt and I expected to be attacked with criticism but instead she actually complemented my taste in music and kept walking. Maybe some merch kids really aren't that bad.

by ThatNiceMerchKid September 7, 2009

Merbil

The Mix Between a Mouse and a Gerbil

"what is that??"
"its a merbil"
"what is a merbil??"
"a kick-ass ninja mouse/gerbil"

by omfgasafetypin September 30, 2009

merrelli

hot, Italian sportscar that goes 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat.

I love driving my Merrelli on the freeway.

by mimi62181 February 7, 2010

Merge Monkey

A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.

I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!

by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010