Matt Cobb

the worlds most intense cobber ever

have you ever had a matt cobb?

by johnny innocent August 04, 2007

Chucking a Matt

The act of embracing every opportunity given to you in life.

This one is near impossible, but I'm chucking a Matt and going for it!

by facultyofallan October 09, 2021

Matt

Matt is someone who encompasses the good things in life. Matt is a person who asks questions, is intelligent, and always seems to know who he is. All of these things don’t account for his humor, which is always well thought out and incredibly witty. His quiet, patient, and respectful demeanor is something that needs to be appreciated. He is musically talented, intelligent (not just smart, but truly intelligent with what he says), well spoken, and passionate. A Matt is naturally attractive, with brown hair, brown eyes, and a great nose. These things only add to his personality, making a Matt the embodiment of perfect. You might think you have to change yourself for a Matt, but don’t, they always appreciate you for you. And, despite their love for some of the most odd things, you will always fall in love with a Matt. The great things may scare you away because it’s too good to be true. I mean how good can a Matt get? Pretty good. So hold onto your Matt. If you don’t, you’ll likely find yourself missing him and all of the good things that make him Matt.

“Hey, who is that guy?”

“Oh, that’s Matt. He’s great.”

by chf2020 March 08, 2020

matt leblanc

the star of the show Joey

however matt leblanc does seem kind of h0m0 to me... its weird.. hard to explain.. gives that kind of.. X and X chromosome feel...

Huzan: Hey did uw atch joey?
me: no i think its homo

by Kevin G December 30, 2004

matt and jeselle

Matt and Jeselle will be the greatest couple in the world. They will fall in love and will be happy together. They will have two kids, one boy and one girl they will be a great couple.

Matt and Jeselle will fall in love.

by loser1225 January 03, 2018

Matt

1. The cousin that’s the reason you stay away from family reunions

2. An absolute ass

3. Starts fights on Facebook

4. Knows everything already so didn’t need to go to college.

5. Hates plants and judges your life choices

Person 1: what’s your family like?

Person 2: well… we got a Matt

by The Other Cousin July 22, 2021

Matt

Matt is usually a very good looking individual that has a huge dick and a great sense of humor.

Have you seen Matt's dick? It's huge!

by ifyouknowmeturnaway January 13, 2021