markus shakotko

markus is so lit im like gonna ! . )

!. ) german

hey markus shakotko you are the gem of i am german

by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGIRLfreindDYLAN January 26, 2023

Maccus

A eccentric wild child who is obsessed with muscle mommies.

That Maccus can't get enough of those muscly thighs.

by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

Markuss

A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.

"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM

by ihavmycocinmyhandrightnow April 21, 2023

marvus

clown daddy

god i want marvus's tiddies rn

by xoidish August 14, 2023

Jens-Marius

Jens-Marius is a man who is very nice, and a complete gentleman. He is often defeated in arguments. He drives a red car, and like beavers.

That guy is such a Jens-Marius.

You're such a douche, why can't you be more of a Jens-Marius.

by Idvi July 29, 2012

Andy Marcuѕ

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.

Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're Andy Marcuѕ.

by Ana For Andу March 23, 2013

Cole Marushi

Jewish Faggot

Chase: Cole Marushi, Ben is the father.

by dan2dupper December 8, 2017