Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

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Log Cabin Republican Syrup

White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.

Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes

by Alligator Fuckhouse May 21, 2007

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Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

by C Bailey March 19, 2004

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Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

by cod_machiine May 2, 2019

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Rocky Mountain Worm Log

When having intercourse anally with another individual that is riddled with pinworms and as a result the giving party pulls out with some excrement and pin worm on their penis.

I finally nailed Samantha after she got off from work and noticed I had a Rocky Mountain Worm Log after I started giving it to her in the ass.

by Specter Jake January 25, 2018

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