Vampire Load

When you are facing a mirror during sex and your partner is directly behind you, so you can't see them in the mirror, you only feel them inside you.

"So last night I was getting fucked in the bathroom, and he filled me with a vampire load"

by Sack of Hammers July 15, 2025

Bucket Truck Loaded

It’s when your truck is loaded with pallets while the forklift driver is blind folded

Hey, this will be a good idea! Let’s do the Bucket Truck loaded thing, tie me up!!

by ForRealguy October 24, 2023

Loaded

1 Filthy rich. Has lots of money

2 The consumption of too much alcohol

3 A gun having a full magazine of bullets and ready to fire

1 That guys loaded! Look at his pimped out lambo.
2 I’m loaded, I drank wayyyyyy too much last night
3 The AK Is loaded with a full magazine

by La Espãna es femonial August 25, 2020

Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Baja Load

When you back your truck into the water to get your jetski directly from the bed of your truck into the water.

Bob tried to Baja load his jetski but he backed his truck in too far and it sunk into the bay.

by Baja Joe April 18, 2009

nico-loading

Intensely smoking one or more cigarettes in anticipation of a period where one will not be able to smoke such as a plane journey or interminable work meetings. Like carbo-loading but slightly less healthly.

Outside the airport, you can see the huddle of smokers nico-loading in anticipation of their journeys.

by correctionalshoesboy March 23, 2009

you loaded

they asking yo ass fo nudes

“you loaded?”

by anonymous January 16, 2022