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Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
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Like Bender

A period of time or situation in which any person is compelled to like any/all comments, statuses, pictures etc on a person's profile in a social networking site.
Man:" Hey man last night that chick we met was liking everything on my profile haha."

Other man:"Dude she must have been on a Like Bender."
by Harper1443 January 24, 2011
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Like-Chaining

Like Chaining: Going on a website such as ILike or something, and reading through at least 500 or more phrases that you actually do like, and then realizing how long you've been sitting at your computer just liking random shit.
Jennifer- Kirsten, I thought we were going to go to Zumiez today!!

Kirsten- Sorry, mate, was like-chaining as soon as I got home from the concert..

Jennifer- You're an addict.
by Mama Cosma February 19, 2011
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Like Sandwich

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.
*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like
by FlyingHitler SpasmFaceMcdougal February 25, 2011
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like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do
"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"
by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011
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Like Hoododododadadada

After the famous song: 'POW 2011' you can now place 'like hoododododadadada' at the end of anything you do during the day.
Facebook Status: Made some pancakes like hoododododadadada!

Boss: Why are you late for work??
Man: I ran into traffic like hoododododadadada!
Boss: Your fired.
by FrazyMay69 March 25, 2011
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Like Magnet

Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.
There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.
by nikol54601 March 26, 2011
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