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Lady Lair

A room or space within a residence to promote independent sanctuary and recreation according to a woman's interests.
Jennifer did not like the menstruation hut mentality of "She Sheds" and instead chose to remain inside her home's Lady Lair to watch football, listen to records, and read.
by Tabikitten June 17, 2018
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Lady bagel

1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet
Did you see that lady bagel?!
by Jolliest October 5, 2018
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lady hitler

Any woman named Kelsey. Most likely is a fascist, but she will never tell you. She will play with you, mentally, and make you think she’s the epitome of a liberal.
I used to date this Lady Hitler. She lied to me about her political views constantly. I didn’t notice the truth until it was too late.
by SecretZen May 15, 2018
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lady wand

A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.
One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the “lady wand” to get down to buissness.
by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019
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lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.
That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.
by awarmfastbear April 27, 2019
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E-lady

_megg, a great female that's on the internet but isn't a E-girl (thot)
Person 1: Wow! _megg is a such and E-girl!
Person 2: Excuse me mate! Piss off she's E-Lady! There is a difference you know!
by _meggs_definition May 6, 2019
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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
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