Scuff lunch

Scuff is an abbreviation for “making your own” meaning u don’t have others to make your lunch for u

“I’ll scuff lunch tomorrow”

by Smallraisinboy June 26, 2021

portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 19, 2018

toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018

Messy Lunch

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.

Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Saskatchewan lunch break

An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.

Alex really enjoyed his Saskatchewan lunch break. He sure looks refreshed.

by Saskatchewan lunch break September 3, 2022

lunch twin

A lunch twin is when two friends are becoming best friends but don’t wanna date so they become more than friends and a lot less than a couple. So they become lunch twins and they scream at each other anywhere examples of this would be in face time calls ,middle school, and high school hallways.

LT1: hey have you seen my Lunch Twin??

Person: no?

LT2: LUUUUNCHHH TWIIIIN!!!!

LT1: LUUUUNCHHH TWIIIIN!!!!

by Markus Farker 96 March 5, 2018

poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

by maxreboband December 2, 2023