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Loosh

Loosh is an experimental measurement for the non-visible energy which permeates all life forms and physical matter which proves the existence of god through the ideological support of density and universal law

(Precursor Of Sunlight) > Sun > Sunlight travels through different variants of physical matter creating mutations which produce infinite versions of the original (precursor of sunlight) which is the non-describable god.

Proof of Loosh:
Cows eat grass / vegetation / lots of water (which can be measured in various forms)
Humans / carnivorous predators eat cows

If humans can eat cows and cows eat grass and the grass comes from a long chain of mutant reactions then this is proof that the same energy in different densities is compressed and harvested by however you wish to identify the (Precursor of sun - GOD).

Loosh can be harvested by all life forms but for reasons which I wish not to explain you will have to work this out for yourself.
Oh mate! Phil proper looshed us when he said he was going to lick Holly's face on Morning TV the other day.
by SueDoughNims May 25, 2021
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Loosertalk

To talk like a looser and entertain the possibility of failure rather than to speak positively and with certainty of success
I will try to reach my goals. The word "try" is Loosertalk.
by RJencore July 23, 2009
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Cyber Looser

A person who spends so much time on a computer/online that they have totally lost touch with reality and have lost all there social skills.
Chris: Hey Rob, ya wana go grab a burger and a beer?
Rob: Naw, I cant cuz my Chicken Parmesan in Cafe World/FaceBook Is guna be ready in a 1/2 hour.
Chris: Wow, you'd rather do that than hang out with me?
Rob: Yup..!
Chris: WOW dude! I never realized that you were sutch a "Cyber Looser"
by chriskola January 5, 2010
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loolers

Basically lollers with a twist and it is funner to say.
There are also variations, loolerz is one of them.
loolers, you're an asshole!
by cap'nlollers July 20, 2006
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Loogee

n 1. A small (or small-ish), non-destructive* piece of art made to be left or given anonymously by one person to the next.
A loogee can be anything from a drawing of a hotdog talking to a salad, to a sketch of a tugboat puffing his cigarette to a drawing of Frankenstein in a bathrobe.
by Loogee March 4, 2011
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Loofer

Someone who eats too much fucking garlic bread
STOP EATING THE FUCKING GARLIC BREAD, YOU LOOFER!
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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Looney Tuned

When you fuck your girl so hard and deep she sees stars like a Looney Tunes character being beat over the head.
"Damn! I fucked my girl so hard last night she saw stars!" "Yeah you Looney Tuned that girl"
by nikideal May 22, 2022
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