situational lesbianism

The state of being where a heterosexual woman enters into a same-sex relationship because of convenience or due to the fact that they cannot find a partner of the opposite sex.

She used to be boy crazy so I don't buy her dating another girl. It's just in case of situational lesbianism.

by Justnutz December 23, 2013

common lesbian

A stereotypical lesbian that is very cliche and fits all the stereotypes. This term can be applied to men and women to describe their looks and their daily habit. It's basically a bit of banter between friends.

Guy1: ' Hey, what are you doing with your hair'
Guy2: 'Just being a common lesbian'
Guy1:'ok'

by Madcon February 27, 2016

Self lesbian

When a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. This is damaging physically and mentally... they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves.

Kms is also an acronym for -Kissing myself

And

Kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -Kiss yourself

I would advise to never and I mean EVER say "kys" to a self lesbian or they will most likely go bat shit crazy on you.
Selbian (self lesbian) is an actual mental illness

Symptoms icclude but are not limited to--
•constant need to kiss self
•obsession with masturbation

•selfie obsession

•talking to self

•looking in mirror constantly

•complimenting of ones self

Selbians also tend to involuntary say "kms" constantly
If you or someone you know seems to have any of these symptoms then please, get them help right away. Or it can lead to other mental illnesses.

Thank you~~

Bria: Kms kms kms kms kms

Silver: stop kissing yourself and get into a real relationship... selbians are so disgusting.
Nikki: *sigh* that selbian again...

Silver and Nikki: kys kys FUCKIN SELBIAN

Voca: what's wrong with her???

Nikki: oh she's just a self lesbian...

by Howwy Skut|| TOASTER December 22, 2016

Yester-Lesson

A term your English Teacher made up in order to describe the class you had yesterday.

"please refer to yester-lesson"

"Sir what are we doing today?"
"Continuing work from yester-lesson"

by Debra Biblooby August 29, 2019

Social-less september

people go through the month of september without any social media

Hey Jen are you participating in social-less september?

by ayyitsjoe November 4, 2019

Lia-Less

Lia-less means a world without Lia in it, and you can use it to describe a world that you don't want to be in.

"I can't Imagine a lia-Less world!"
"Can u imagine a lia-less world?"

by Nat_012 September 25, 2020

homophobic lesbian

Someone (preferable a women) who are disgusted by gay people but than turns around to makes out with their girlfriend.
There people usually just hate men in general.

Person 1 : gay people are so utterly gross, I hate them all

Person 2; but don’t you have a girlfriend?

Person 1 : yes, I do, and I love her dearly

Person 2: oh, your a homophobic lesbian

by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021