Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!
by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023
Get the Cobbin my Knob mug.noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.
Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?
by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025
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Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.
After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.
by n00d1e May 4, 2025
Get the Noodle Knob mug.A pussy with an enlarged clitoris that has the appearance of the tip of a penis. Also used colloquially to describe people that confuse and amaze you simultaneously.
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