The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Shinji ma soko kara

First of bloody stream JOJO

Shinji ma soko kara, mezameru sona hashiratachi, toki wo koe

by I forgor my name💀💀💀 February 2, 2026

Auburn, Kansas

Auburn is in Shawnee county in Kansas. It's a little hick town with alotta trees and a newly constructed dollar general. There is also an Apple market, beany's gas depot, gambinos, brians liqoure, hooks auto, and auburn elementary. Auburn was founded by John Brown and originaly named Brownsville.

I live in Auburn, Kansas.

by Chuckie22 December 24, 2010

Lebanon, Kansas

The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.

Only the bravest of souls venture to Lebanon, Kansas the center of the United States.

by Sam Eugene June 25, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025