Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023
Get the Kellymug. by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023
Get the Machine Gun Kellymug. Travis Kelly
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
“Everyone needs a Travis Kelly in their life — someone who calls you out, lifts you up, and never disappears for good.”
by KaylaYouKnowIMeanThisome August 27, 2025
Get the Travis Kellymug. Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
Get the Uncle Kellymug. Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
Get the kelly crackersmug. kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019
Get the Kelly A. Burlison Middle Schoolmug.