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New Jersey Meat-Hook

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.
I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.
by yoitsme May 27, 2004
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Shrewsbury, New Jersey

A too small of a town near the coast of Jersey, surrounded by Little Silver and Red Bank. Occupied by rich familes with housewives who have nothing better to do than gossip to other moms. Rarely you'll see a mom who actually works for a living.
School is too small (K-8) and tries to stick to "traditions", which results in a terrible and embarrassing 8th grade graduation. A few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
Two groups of girls- the skinny bitches who hang out with the skinny bitches in Little Silver. And the somewhat normal group, who (according to the bitches) are losers and don't have a life. The boys are immature and full of themselves and don't know how to associate with the opposite sex.
WARNING: Don't move to Shrewsbury.
Student 1: Hey, where do you live?
Student 2: ........Shrewsbury, New Jersey....... but I'm not one of the bitches!
Student 1: Yeah Shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.
by walkandtalk January 13, 2011
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jersey cow

–noun, plural -- jersey cows
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow
A: "I was walking through New Jersey and thought I was on a ranch."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."
by bobbybfunk February 25, 2010
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New Jersey Nutbuster

When a female counterpart gently puts your testicles in her mouth during oral sex and the viscously bites down on them.
My girl was goin down on me last night and then that bitch gave me the New Jersey Nutbuster. Now I can't zip my pants cuz my nuts are so swollen.
by SW 213 homies April 8, 2009
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Jersey Cool Down

Before going to sleep in a hot non-air conditioned house - taking a shower, putting a wet wash cloth on your head, and hoping you fall asleep within 10 minutes before you are hot again
It was so hot at my mom's house I had to do a jersey cool down to fall asleep!
by SuzieBoween August 14, 2008
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Jersey Shorange

The skin tone unique to the cast of Jersey Shore
Snooki's leopard dresses look amazing with her beautiful Jersey Shorange skin tone!
by betterthanthattt February 26, 2011
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Jersey vibe

An attitude displayed by an individual often emulating behaviors that the cast of, the reality show, "Jersey Shore" might exhibit.
Terrell "Why would Kerry beat the shit out of the waiter for getting her order wrong?"

Dave "I don't know man. She just really has that jersey vibe."
by NuSucksDonkeyDick March 6, 2016
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