Jasper

an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.

Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15

by weh.water.whapids May 28, 2023

Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr

Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper

by sandwichthief_lover August 3, 2023

jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.

Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh

by white girl with a tight pussy August 19, 2023

jasper

whore player that looks for insecure younger men to manipulate and play with.

person1: ew is that jasper??
person2: ew what a slag

by person894853465 September 4, 2023

Jasper

An all out retarded crackhead who likes planes ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️

Jasper is autism

by Plen July 20, 2024

jasper

a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters

jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...

by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023

Jasper

(Jasper) noun: a middle to upper class person, more specifically a
student. This is a gender neutral term which is usually applied to both men and women. The use of it comes from the old money/extravagant names given to people from said backgrounds.

“Look at that posh Jasper twat over there with his permed mullet, drinking half an IPA, he’s clearly pretending to be a chav”

by poshbasher September 21, 2023