Internet cowboy 

A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.

(After boss sees nude picture on his employees computer.) My boss thinks I'm an Internet cowboy but his secretary's got news for him.

Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.

I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.

My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.

Internet cowboy by John Welch May 4, 2006

Internet 

The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it

meh maybe the internet wont implode

Internet by NobodyLikesPaul May 2, 2010

Internet Racist 

An insecure racist bastard (redneck or otherwise) who thinks that the "Anonomynity" of the internet allows them to say racist things they are too chicken-shit to say outside their MySpace, or Facebook, or Urban-dictionary definition of Obama.

John: I don't like this video. I'll add a comment that says
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"

Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist

John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!

Internet Racist by Lord-of-the-Internet: Al Gore January 29, 2009

Internet Muscles 

When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.

Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!

Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"

Internet Muscles by McFondlemeslowly December 19, 2009

internet wang 

False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.

Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"

Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."

internet wang by dandi May 30, 2006

interest 

That quantity of consumer appreciation that marketers, advertisers, politicians, and occaisionally teachers try and maintain in their audiences in order to focus nebulous collective attention.

'i maintained their interest in the solar powered nuclear fallout suit by showing them pictures of fried chicken'

interest by anun January 28, 2004

internet 

The greatest waste of time ever devised by man.

I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .

*checks clock*

DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?

internet by Killing Kittens May 15, 2006