sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

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Text Sniping

The act of noticing someone who you know in a crowd or some other public situation and sending them a text from an unknown position referring to something which they are doing at the time e.g. "Reading by the lakeside, how very avant garde" this simulates the 'shot out of nowhere' effect of a sniper.

<Maria is having coffee>
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"

Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"

Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"

by CHC-RPK March 23, 2011

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Inappropriate Texting

Also see Sexting; a text in which 'talking dirty' is involved, usually involving two people who are dating.

I can't believe B was inappropriate texting with Seth over the weekend! They'd better watch out Monday..

by NerdNess9 July 15, 2011

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texting shuffel

When you are walking and texting at the same time so a shuffle from side to side occurs.

dude quit doing the texting shuffel you keep stepping on me

by holly_340 November 22, 2011

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Tension Text

A text that instantly causes tension amongst a seemingly normal conversation. Typically between a man and woman, although it does not have to be sexually charged.

Her: Why didn't you call me this morning? TENSION TEXT!

by The Number One Stunner July 3, 2011

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