California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.

-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.

by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009

Hopped off the porch

The day your innocence was lost, when you started conducting yourself as an adult. The point in time when you go from child, to adult. More examples would be having sex, getting high, and breaking the law. Popped your cherry.

I was 14 years old the day I hopped off the porch. That was the first time I smashed a hoe.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 24, 2021

hop the fence

When a person goes straight to the drug-dealer, passing up the middleman. Typically a shady act that takes place once a relationship has already been formed between junkie and middleman.

Brah, she hopped the fence and stole my connec. I'm fucking salty.

Are you trying to hop the fence? I don't think so. Now you pay double.

by shrouder March 11, 2009

hebrew hop

when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag

"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"

by weasel May 3, 2005

Hop on Combat Warriors

Usually the term for 'Hardcore' deep-throating with your friend, whether if they are a boy, or girl.

They cannot deny this request, and have to give head.

Hey Jack, wanna hop on Combat Warriors?

by Jack O, on retardant November 26, 2021

hip hop waltz

a standing lap dance

she did that hip hop waltz until he splooged his pants/ so good so good she did her dance

by deejay b. b. screwanova September 19, 2009

modern hip-hop

Shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.

modern hip-hop is like shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.

by joe725 August 10, 2007