Hogging Off

To get off with no regard for your surroundings

“Come on Ezekiel, at least close the doors. Stop hogging off! Damn it!”

by Cayde Taylor May 22, 2022

xp hog

Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.

When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.

by zombieman132 October 19, 2013

hog long

a form of measurement used to described things comparably in hog length.

"how long is your snowboard?" "oh about hog long"
"hog long is this pork going to take to cook?"

by FGsupport August 31, 2011

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 01, 2024

Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet

(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.

by Groogy poogy February 16, 2018

Hog Porkin’

When you porkin that bitch (lil miss piggy) giving her that good dick. 100% putting that pig in the blanket making her pass tf out. S/O them Hughes Boys.

I went out to the club and saw this fine bitch, I took her home and got to hog porkin’ ... Oscar Meyer Style .. YA HERD!!!

by Philly2Miami April 16, 2020

Hogging orgasm

Multiple girls on the ground squirting all at once and then eating each others cum

The group of girls had an hogging orgasm and squirted all over each other.

by DIvin3 September 27, 2019