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I have a blue car

Originating from internet forums where miscellaneous discussers made it easier to brag by just saying "I have a blue car"
Sure you got laid last weekend but I have a blue car.
by Sementman November 9, 2008
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have good and get give

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.
Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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I have 3 balls

A phrase meaning: "I am special" (not 'special' in the handicapable sense). Used when someone ask what makes you so special or what your problem is. Or commonly used when bored or striking up a conversation with a woman (not really). I think I should note that I really do have 3 testicles (for your consideration ladies).
My Homeboy:"What makes you so special that makes you able to rap you cracka!?"

Me:"I have 3 balls..."

My Homeboy:"Woah... Forget I asked..."
by Mista Flow AKA The Fiend February 14, 2009
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YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

Trolling material used for trolling flat-chested women, or women in general due to blunt offensiveness. Coined in the movie The Hangover.
MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR BONERIFIC AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

PS: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK
by DynamicMOO August 2, 2010
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Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.
No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?
by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019
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have dildos in your pocket

"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"
by jasper277381 November 26, 2013
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Are you having your period?

A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.
Friend: Shut the fuck up
You: Are you having your period?
by Shaginji May 23, 2008
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