Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011

Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 31, 2011

hairy sundae

A man's first anal experience.

Dan has been planning his hairy sundae since last January.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Hairy Doormat

The act of rubbing someone's face into your pubic hair's.

Manny was talking mad shit, so I had to give him the hairy doormat.

by TheMonkeKing November 7, 2023

hairy moot

When a woman has an overly hairy pubic area that is easily noticeable.

"That bikini doesn't work for her, you can see she has a hairy moot"

by MassMan1604 November 16, 2023

hairy jumper

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.

When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.

by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024

Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023