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im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck
Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself
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Dirty Godina

When you get a big black dick drug across a body part unexpectedly.
by Ejdunst2 April 30, 2023
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I'm going Fear and Loathing

To take a suitcase full of controlled substances to one place with the intent to ingest said substances with a small intent to distribute.

Similar to a "bender" but with more sales.
Dude! I heard in Ohio the acid is $15/hit, the good weed goes at $20/g, and the opioid's go for a dollar a milligram man... Let's hit Detroit first, load up on the water front, and then I'm going Fear and Loathing on that bitch!
by Raoul Duke XIII July 13, 2012
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1. The phrase Two-Face wanted Jim Gordon to say in "The Dark Knight".
2. A lie that you tell someone when they are probably going to die.
1. Two-Face: "Tell him everything is going to be alright".

Jim Gordon: "Everything is going to be alright son".

2. John: "Dude everything is going to be alright".

Tom: "NO IT'S NOT, THAT IS A LIE, WE ARE GOING TO DIE!".
by SoliquidForLife January 18, 2019
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a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021
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The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏
by 1234Life July 4, 2022
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He's going over that cliff

An expressional word descriping someone that is driving on the edge of a cliff
He's going over that cliff OHHHGH!
by Cosmq October 3, 2022
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