galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of refusing other flight attendants access even though food and beverage stock is meant to be shared among all cabin crew for service.

Coined by a flight attendant named Jenniferlove I. on a FB memes page.

The aft flight attendant on my trip is such a galley goblin, I couldn’t get my first class snack basket or restock. She should be on nothing but CRJ 200s if she hates working with others so much.

by jeisenne May 16, 2023

Shit goblin

Meir B

That Meir is a goddamn shit goblin.

by It's Not David October 3, 2022

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Cheddar Goblin

someone who gobbles cheese

that Velvita was so good that it turned him into a Cheddar Goblin.

by tiffb0t December 28, 2020

Top Goblin

Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.

A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.

by KweefGurl April 15, 2022

rainbow goblin

Slang for hallucogens used in multiple Ethiopian satanist cults. Also used to ‘Connect’ with the gods

Woah man, did you try the rainbow goblin? I think I ascended and met outback lord Cthulu

by Wigglies June 16, 2018

research goblin

A person who, as a job or fascination, does extensive research on a particular subject. Usually correcting any factual errors in what another person says.

He was a research goblin for the news channel.

by Only a Beta September 7, 2021