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the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over
Look at the german lightbulb, its huge
by Rommel December 18, 2019
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German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.
American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
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Germanic Tribes

The dipshits who destroyed the greatest empire in history.
A:Why did Rome collapse?
B:Sustained attacks from Germanic Tribes along with internal issues causing it to split in two and weak leaders are mainly what contributed to the Roman Empire’s downfall.
by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 9, 2023
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Germans

FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.

Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.

He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.
Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!
by Skinny_legend_1997 January 30, 2022
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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German

German is a funny and kind person who loves travelling and planes.If you don´t know something,German always has the answer.But be careful,German is a great person and a great friend but if you mess with him he can expose you.
Person 1: Who´s that boy over there throwing pistachios?
Person 2: He is German.
by JochuMaiz October 7, 2020
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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