burnout guitarist

an insanely multitalented person who plays most musical instruments such as the bass guitar, piano and drums, and is also part of a band called burnout. however they often will lose in other pursuits, mainly chess.

Did you hear the burnout guitarist playing the bass?
Yes, it sounded pretty fabulous not gonna lie! I heard they lost a chess game though: (

by botezgambit November 4, 2024

Fast Guitars

A bunch of misfit golfers

Look at those Fast Guitars, yet another double bogey

by USG Association August 3, 2024

Bring your guitare

Means "Bring weapons"! Known from the movie "Desperado"!

- Jim, I need you to get over here!

- Ok, I'm on my way, dude!

- And Jim?

- Yeah?

- Bring your guitare...

- OK, I hear you! Just hang in there, OK?

by DjinForTheWin February 23, 2009

guitabled

The politically correct way of saying guitarded.

Guy 1: Look at that guy over there, hes so guitarded!

Guy 2: Hey, hes guitabled.

Guy 1: My bad, he's still shit.

by meagherboy September 5, 2008

Guitorus

The instrumental break in a song when the guitar player gets to have a solo in between the verse and chorus.

After the first verse, well break for an 8 measure guitorus.

by AsherAlli July 11, 2010

Guitornament

A guitar owned by someone that cannot play. Often these are obtained in by people who intend to learn, but never muster the motivation to begin/persist.

Steve: Do you know anyone selling an old guitar? I would really like to learn.
John: Ask Peter, he's got a guitornament by the fish tank.

by Juanaso September 1, 2013

guiturd

A really crappy guitar, eg. a turd.

I tool the guiturd to a tech so he could proverbially polish it with a setup.

by AiXeLsyD13 April 19, 2015