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peso grande

Someone with great wealth and who attracts numerous women with said wealth, derived from the word 'peso' (Mexican currency) and 'grande' (Spanish for big and/or great).
Guy 1: You'd better talk to that chick quick.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: That 'peso grande' is about to talk to her.
Guy 2: Fuck, I wish I was 'peso grande' too.
by Moerator July 23, 2015
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Grandsladdle

An alternate term for Grandfather, Grandpa, Grandpop, or Grandad, etc.
"Did you invite Grandsladdle to my birthday party mom?"

Honey we are having dinner with Grandsladdle and Grandmother tonight
by Kyle Wilson November 7, 2006
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Grandmom's Grocery Store

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.
We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.
by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012
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grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks
by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017
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grandma's heartbreaker potion

A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.

It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.

It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*

Person1: It's clobberin time!
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Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.
Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.
by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018
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Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
by jackman returns August 22, 2019
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