gazonkelnut

South African word for a Dingleberry. A piece of fecal matter that hangs on by a fine thread of hair

He was hanging on for life like a real gazonkelnut.

by SAStukkie December 2, 2023

Gaza Strip

An enclave of the State of Palestine, it borders Egypt to the south, Israel to the north and east, and the Mediterranean Sea to the west. Unfortunately, it has become a war torn mess due to the recent Hamas-Israel War that started on October 7th of 2022.

I heard her Mother was from the Gaza Strip

by Kizzmonkey December 24, 2023

gazpacho croatcho

A rigorously and quickly and never before seen until now STD which causes potato soup discharge with a rotten, grotesque clam chowder odor.

From the smell of that hoe, I think she should be tested for GAZPACHO CROATCHO!!

by DOLLDOLL December 26, 2023

Gazaned

An imaginary place full of terrorists

You have been gazaned.

Wow is that funniest gazaned story

Don't lie you're such a gazaned

by GAZA BIAAATCHH December 26, 2023

Gazaed

When you force a much stronger opponent into a fight with the explicit intent of making him look like the bad guy after he inevitably kicks your ass.

"Dude, what the hell happened to you? You look like you got run over by a truck!"
"I kicked Steve in the nuts when no one was looking, then he beat the shit out of me. He's been suspended for a week!"
"Haha. You totally Gazaed him!"

by 24hslA December 26, 2023

Gazalit

When an extremely deceptive, manipulative, and purposeful lie is told.

The woman claimed it was her husband's baby, but it wasn't and he was gazalit.

by Merlintwin December 27, 2023

Gazalighting

Changing the entire history to fit your narrative

Jenny: did you hear that Jesus was palestinian?
Ronald: dont Gazalighting me, he was born in Judea

by NotBadGuy December 27, 2023