fucktard

a common title given to a truly, incredibly, astoundingly fucking ape

"Caboose, you team killing fucktard!"

by HELLO SPACE CADETS!! December 31, 2014

Fucktard

so retarded were they get on your last nerve

You see Gabriel was being such a fucktard in history

by Pakston123 February 3, 2015

fucktard

Someone who screws around and is dumb at the same time.

Omfg that guy is such a fucktard...

by I am potate June 3, 2014

Fucktard

When a person would say some unbeliveable dumb things. In which case the person is more dumber than what a retard would be.

"I can't figure out how to drink coffee without getting the spoon in my eye".
"-You're such a fucktard".
"Wal-mart, do they like...make walls here?".
"-No Jessica you fucktard".

by SonOfSatansMom August 18, 2014

Fucktard

Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.

There are three subspecies of Fucktards known as Hannah, Jesse, and Chelsey.

by LittleDemon February 21, 2015

Fucktard

fucking dicky douche bag asshole

That bassist is a fucktard, he never cooperates and slaps his bass when he's not suppose to.

by Hatindaflav February 21, 2015

Fucktard

Dumbass that doesn't know what he/her is doing

You shot church you team killing fucktard

by Kevin Nihead March 30, 2015