Proletariat Freedom Index

A proposed alternative metric to indices like the "Economic Freedom Index" (which equates freedom with deregulation). This index would measure the substantive freedom of the working class based on factors like: job security, union density, access to healthcare and housing, free time (leisure vs. work hours), workplace democracy, and power over community decisions. It redefines freedom from "freedom from the state" to "freedom from exploitation and insecurity."

Example: According to the Proletariat Freedom Index, a Scandinavian country with strong unions, a generous social safety net, and codetermination laws would rank highly, while a US state with "right-to-work" laws, no paid leave, and rampant gig economy precarity would rank near the bottom, despite scoring high on a traditional "economic freedom" index.

by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026

Gooper freedom

The freedom of the people of Goop.

Bro, you have to come to the protest. We’re working towards gooper freedom!

by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025

Funny frendo

A man who is extremely unfunny and not anyone's frendo, related by birth to the chocolate "Freddo".

"Oh god you're such a damn Funny Frendo!"

by Archive IRL December 22, 2025

Anal Freeday

When Terrorist's stay in cells while all CounterTerrorist's actively play games.

When i open cells, today is an Anal Freeday!

by DrBubbles January 15, 2026

17levers of freedom

Noun

Tribute to 16buttons of justice, 17levers of freedom is an awesome band consisting of an itallian keyboard player, whos name is italina keyboard player, extremerockerdude(on guitar) and Davy Rockit (on vocals) They are an incredibly awesome band playing music ranging from itallian nazi pop, (which the singer refuses to sing for because he is jewish) and ska-punk-grunge which the singer enjoys very much. Unfortunatly there are no animals playing in this tribute

"17levers of freedom is coming, we better freshin up for those sexy beasts, except that wierd keyboard guy with the mustache, hes a little strange"

"you know what your just one of them itallian nazis"-Davy Rockit

"huuuhhh CONCLUSION"

"a clue, bibles are in the library...hmmmm...wait a minute whats west a-see-a"-Davy Rockit "Dude that says west asisa"-Extremerockerdude

by n, mcbar May 5, 2005

Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.

"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019