Satire Pony

a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.

Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.

Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.

by Misandrist September 29, 2015

Turn-back Pony

A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.

Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.

" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."

by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013

Show pony

One of the many people/sides getting played by a certain kind of person.

The show pony was not the only person/side getting played by him/her.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!

Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!

by CB&PB March 8, 2016

appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean

After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.

by Fearless Bastard March 17, 2014

Ponied

To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.

JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.

by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023