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Flying Fuick

A strange way of saying flying fuck that usally won't get you in trouble...
"No one gives a flying fuick about Ken!"
by Erkai_Darkheart November 21, 2006
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Flying J

The "Flying J" is a fairly difficult and athletic sexual manuever akin to such greats as the "Houdini", the "Bucking Bronco," or the "Donkey Punch." It requires very specific circumstances and great precision. However, the satisfaction that comes with a perfect execution is that much greater.

- You're shooting hoops in the driveway or the local court.
- Your girlfriend or some unsuspecting hottie is standing under the basketball net, watching you school chumps all day.
- You take a water break and get some quick nookie from the hoochie under the net--enough to get a mean hard on.
- Then you swiftly run back to the foul line, turn around and start gaining momentum for a monster jam. - While running towards the hoop, dribble with one hand and unzip your fly with the other (Pull down your waist band if you're wearing mesh shorts).
- Jump as high as you can, slam dunk dat shit yo, and land your floppy nutsack directly in her mouth. (It should be gaping wide open in awe of your mad balling skillz and massive erection).
- Congratulations. You have just executed a perfect "Flying J". As the ball goes in the hoop, your balls go in her mouth.
- For bonus points, go for a "Flying J with a Full Landing" (Hang onto the rim while she finishes you off).
- For style points, go for a "Bill Russel Trombone" (Reverse slam it and have her give you a "Rusty Trombone" upon dunking)
After shooting hoops with Jenna Jameson, I decided this was my best shot at executing a perfect Flying J.
by fartmasta February 4, 2010
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flying dutchmen

a move, best performed at wild water kingdom, when on a double tube ride through the dark tunnel, riders jump off of the tube and hang on to the back of it, thus flying, as the flying dutchmen, a.k.a the superman.

bj and jr perform this the best, while "the natural" prefers to sit in his own feces, and then walk around the park

"the natural" also performs "the bridge" the best...
(boy) "mommy, i hurt my elbow"

(mom) "oh really, what did you do"

(boy) "FLYING DUTCHMEN!!!"
by B to the G July 9, 2006
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flying a kite

Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day
i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate
by brad "b-rad" gluckman September 1, 2007
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flying dutchman

to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven
she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman
by s2ju October 13, 2009
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flying falugana

To not care what someone thinks or does; to not give a shit.
I don't give a flying falugana what you do!
by C&L October 3, 2003
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Flying Himstienz

A sex position used by only the talented. Many years of experience are required. It is to have sex with 42 girls using knives, mustard, mayo, pillows, sporks, and gorilla glue. No male body parts are actually used. First you must glue the first 21 girls together with gorilla glue. Do the same with the other 21. Precede by cutting the tips of their hard nipples off with the knives and place them in their nose. Take the mayo and mustard and squirt it everywhere. Remember, the more, the merrier. Lay the pillows down on the ground and let the girls role in the feathers from the pillows. Finally eat out their vagina with a spork.
He totally Flying Himstienz'd her last night.
by JJMONEY May 17, 2011
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