February 15

National singles day. The day after valentines day.

If your friend was born on this day they will be forever single.

"Oh it's February 15th!"
"Oh yeah national singles day."
"wait how?"
"Day after valentines day!"

by someonewholikesanime_ February 7, 2022

February 8

SLAP YOUR CRUSHES A$$ DAY

Person 1: what’s today again? I forgot the date!

Person 2: Wdym you forgot man! Its February 8! It’s literally grab your crushes a$$ day bro! GO SLAP HER A$$ AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!

by Weediscool… February 7, 2022

February 22

you get pregnant by your mom

Mom! im pregnant!
oh sweetie dont you remember last night?
Oh. It was February 22 the day we did "it"

by Yuri<3 February 8, 2022

February 8

Water bottle day, only drink from water bottles.

"hey bro I'm thirsty" "here's a cup-" "nah bro it's February 8th, water bottle day?"

by Frxggybxggy February 8, 2022

february 12th

national small people get to slap their tall friends however much them like without them stomping on them

“it’s february 12th which means it’s national slap your friend day, guess i better go slap the green giant”

by jimbob’s mum February 11, 2022

February 12th

Fuck a friend day! The day were you get to fuck a friend

Hey Kyle it’s February 12th! Let’s fuck!

by Hzjwhnsuwbjahs February 11, 2022

February 20

Get ur girl a teddy bear day

Girl: where’s my teddy bear?

Guy: why would I get u a teddy bear
Friend: dude it’s February 20th get ur girl a teddy bear day!

by Darthvader2020 February 12, 2022