February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 24, 2022

February 26

Draw a smiley face day. Draw a smiley face on something. Smiley doesn't always mean happy. It could also be an evil smiley face if you're good at drawing I guess.

"Why did you draw a smiley face on my hand?"
"Cause February 26 is Draw a Smiley Face day!"

by MaddyWillow February 26, 2022

February 10th

anyone born on “february 10th” are the hottest people alive, filled with passion love and joy.

If your born in february 10th… consider yourself lucky! Betta’ kiss yourself your too pretty!

Person: “Hey you born on February 10th?”
Person #2: “Yeah ofc! Can’t you tell look how hot i am!

Person: “Dang.. your right! The hottest people on earth HAVE to be born on february 10th!”

by GirlThatOnlyTellsTheTruth21287 July 26, 2022

february 3

On this day bailey will be granted eternal youth by sucking emilia’s giant shlong

bailey: it’s february 3 today y’know what that means ;)
emilia: why yes i do ;)))

by Emilia4987 October 15, 2019

February 22

National fuck your ex day.

Me: lets fuck
Ex: but your my ex
Me: but it’s (February 22)

Ex: bend da ass over

by _18isaa October 21, 2019

February 23

The day a bitch was born

Hey Kathryn it’s your February 23.

Kathryn: I know it’s my birthday

Well ya know that makes you a bitch

by Maddie... November 6, 2019

February 22nd

If you were born on February 22nd you eat a lot

Hey when's your birthday
February 22nd

FATTY

by Fatgirl180 November 1, 2019