The New Facebook

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.

"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"

by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008

Facebook Jail

When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.

I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.

by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021

Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu May 14, 2012

facebook boosting

verb: similar to call of duty boosting. Liking or commenting on a friends stuff and having them like and comment on your stuff in order to look more popular or get on top news.

Connor and sean are facebook boosting. they i.m. each other asking to like each others status

by sjswag July 17, 2011

Facebook crush

A crush on a Facebook friend you barely know and weren't attracted to when you did know them. Most likely to occur when you've friended an old acquaintance who's become suspiciously more attractive over the years, due either to a particularly flattering photo or because they've now aged into a range where you could feasibly date them without being considered a perv. These factors, combined with intelligent and thoughtful posts by the subject friend, can lead to a titillating attraction for a mental projection that does not in fact exist. Such crushes are seldom viable in analog space.

I've developed a Facebook crush on Gunnar, but I'm sure it would be a disaster if we really went on a date.

by Lola Roman January 1, 2010

Facebook Maybe

A polite way of saying no.
Derived from the option of 'maybe' when RSVP-ing to an event on facebook.

That cute girl from history invited me to her little sister's diabetes fundraiser, so I gave her a facebook maybe.

by K.SO November 8, 2009

Facebook Pimp

An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.

Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!

Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.

by FB Pimp July 9, 2010