Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

Feet out friday

Feet out Friday is a day we’re you and your friends Release the hounds on Friday.

I’m doing feet out Friday even if my boss says no.

by Baby eater November 4, 2022

full stick friday

The Friday after 4/20 is national xanax day or more commonly known as Full Stick Friday. This is where you take a full stick, minimum of 2 MG of xanax.

-"Yo how high did you get on 420?"
-"Not as high as I'm about to get for full stick friday, lets go abuse xanax."

-"Hey grandpa happy full stick friday"

-"Just popped two sticks, call me jeter"

by hankappahan June 4, 2016

Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

fuck you Friday

A term often used in the business world of sending a legal letter or serving legal documents on a Friday, therefore ruining the receiving parties weekend and giving them 2 days to think.

Hi Mike, sent that supplier a nice Fuck You Friday today, happy weekend fuckers.

by thestig86 October 8, 2021

Friday-Night Flipper

Using one's tongue to flip the eyelids of your partner over.

Janet's really fuckin' weird man. I heard she likes to give Friday-Night Flippers in the Sonic bathrooms.

by Pill PyLill May 12, 2023

Friday pop off

When a person dresses down for the whole entire school week to lower everyone's expectations so then when Friday rolls around they look like the hottest person on da block

Hey, why do you look so good today?
Oh, it’s my Friday pop off.

by Broswank August 28, 2019