Starter Friend

A person you may hang out with when you go to a new city, new job or new school that you know you would never hang out with once you met some real people worth hanging out with

Girl: "what ever happened to what's his name from your work?"
Boy: "oh, i met some chill people at work so i don't hang out with him anymore. he was just a starter friend."

by NoUse4AName July 11, 2007

Brown Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when the toilets begin to clog up with post-celebratory waste

Scrubs: "Hey man, wanna hangout?"
Cubbiss: "No man, I'm spending my Brown Friday on the toilet."

by package2700 January 22, 2010

Friday Night Depression

When the accumulation of all the week's pressures are shoved up your ass. Can consist of smoking, drinking, and pills. And of course, surprisingly coherent blogging.

Guy: What you doing tonite?

Me: Nothing man... Friday night depression.

by The original überbitch October 5, 2007

poster friends

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.

"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."

by Lauren Y November 13, 2005

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

a fake friend

A fake friend is someone who doesn't really care about how you feel about yourself. Sadly most friends turn out to be fake friends and don't care about you. You should leave those fake friends right away and find someone real. I have had so many friends that I thought were real but in the end were just like the rest. In 5th grade I moved to a new school and became friends with someone I thought was so sweet then this year she just left me to go be friends with the popular girls but in the end they're just being fake friends to her now.

I can't believe she left me she was a fake friend
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by weird girl that does gymnastic April 20, 2018

friendcrush

A person who you want to be friends with, but aren't yet. Not romantic.

Anne: "I want to be friends with Dan so badly!"
May: "Ooooo! Do you have a crush on him?!"
Anne: "I don't like him like that. I just want to be friends."
May: "Oh. So he's your friendcrush."

by Naokashi September 6, 2009