Ethan Arguello is a typical name to a sexy, Hispanic teenage boy who is open to all, especially to women. He is extremely kind-hearted to women he likes and often makes many dirty jokes. His hair is amazing but is often turned into a pile of craziness after exercise. He believes he is God's gift to the world and often dreams of being a professional sports player. He is often a huge jokester but also a little insecure if a joke goes a little too far. Lastly, an Ethan Arguello is all about being a happy boy and will be a manchild when he grows up. When dating an Ethan, you will always have a smile on your face and will never let him go.
Girl: Why does that Ethan Arguello joke around so much? Does he even like me?
Friend: That's just his way of expressing that he's interested in being friends with you.
Boy: Why is that boy obsessed with Disney and other cutesy things but gets along so well with the other guys? He's such an Ethan Arguello.
Friend: That's just his way of expressing that he's interested in being friends with you.
Boy: Why is that boy obsessed with Disney and other cutesy things but gets along so well with the other guys? He's such an Ethan Arguello.
by KWONderful September 19, 2020
Get the ethan arguellomug. by Swag master69420blazeit December 30, 2015
Get the ethan rutledgemug. Skinny white turd of a curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!
Person 1: *Sucks at basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*
by FitzThe3rd February 25, 2019
Get the Ethan Hutchinsonmug. by Large Cheese 420 January 9, 2020
Get the Ethan Griffithsmug. by cumfartshitter April 17, 2022
Get the ethan kathmug. A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.
guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
by oniichanlover69 September 29, 2021
Get the Dirty Ethanmug. Ethan and Cristina! An amazing couple who will over come any obstacle! They're both super shy and awkward nut when they're together the shine! Ethan is stubborn, mature and to himself. Cristina is stubborn, childish and depending on the person out going! But when together and typically alone they're both loving and caring for one another! They bring the best out of each other! Ethan and Cristina both suffer from a dark past. Ethan has learned to put that behind him and move forward, but Cristina can't. She lets her past get her! Drives her into a weird spiral that only Ethan can get her out of! They are meant for each other! As long as they never stop loving one another and expressing that to each other they'll last forever and over come anything!
by Ain'tNothingButAGThing December 4, 2019
Get the ethan and cristinamug.