Ethan Torchio

Gorgeous man. Drummer for Måneskin. Ludwig Ambassador. Cutest personality. Though he is quiet, he is very thoughtful. Vic says he is the best hugger

Ethan Torchio is just gorgeous.

by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022

ethan rutledge

A mother fucking hoe face that sucks dick for fun

Ethan Rutledge sucks dick for fun

by Swag master69420blazeit December 30, 2015

ethan arguello

Ethan Arguello is a typical name to a sexy, Hispanic teenage boy who is open to all, especially to women. He is extremely kind-hearted to women he likes and often makes many dirty jokes. His hair is amazing but is often turned into a pile of craziness after exercise. He believes he is God's gift to the world and often dreams of being a professional sports player. He is often a huge jokester but also a little insecure if a joke goes a little too far. Lastly, an Ethan Arguello is all about being a happy boy and will be a manchild when he grows up. When dating an Ethan, you will always have a smile on your face and will never let him go.

Girl: Why does that Ethan Arguello joke around so much? Does he even like me?
Friend: That's just his way of expressing that he's interested in being friends with you.

Boy: Why is that boy obsessed with Disney and other cutesy things but gets along so well with the other guys? He's such an Ethan Arguello.

by KWONderful September 19, 2020

Ethan Hutchinson

Skinny white turd of a curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!

Person 1: *Sucks at basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*

by FitzThe3rd February 25, 2019

ethan kath

The dude from crystal castles, who also is a methhead and likes 15 year olds.

guy 1: hey have you heard of Ethan kath?!
Guy 2: *fart with reverb sound effect*

by cumfartshitter April 17, 2022

Dirty Ethan

A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.

guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan

by oniichanlover69 September 29, 2021

Ethan Walker

A homosexual that occasionally says the n word.

you’re being an ethan walker

by Jènna Tōlls February 6, 2022