by Large Cheese 420 January 09, 2020
Ethan Arguello is a typical name to a sexy, Hispanic teenage boy who is open to all, especially to women. He is extremely kind-hearted to women he likes and often makes many dirty jokes. His hair is amazing but is often turned into a pile of craziness after exercise. He believes he is God's gift to the world and often dreams of being a professional sports player. He is often a huge jokester but also a little insecure if a joke goes a little too far. Lastly, an Ethan Arguello is all about being a happy boy and will be a manchild when he grows up. When dating an Ethan, you will always have a smile on your face and will never let him go.
Girl: Why does that Ethan Arguello joke around so much? Does he even like me?
Friend: That's just his way of expressing that he's interested in being friends with you.
Boy: Why is that boy obsessed with Disney and other cutesy things but gets along so well with the other guys? He's such an Ethan Arguello.
Friend: That's just his way of expressing that he's interested in being friends with you.
Boy: Why is that boy obsessed with Disney and other cutesy things but gets along so well with the other guys? He's such an Ethan Arguello.
by KWONderful September 20, 2020
by cumfartshitter April 18, 2022
Ethan smith is a nonce
by Matta2we March 25, 2022
When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.
Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law
by Benbuki March 02, 2021
by Swag master69420blazeit October 31, 2015
A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.
guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
by oniichanlover69 September 30, 2021