The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world

1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?

by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021

English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

English Braid

The opposite of a french braid, just opposite because it’s from the united states

i love english braid it’s better than foreign braids

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

english or spanish

If u move ur gay lol

Yo english or Spanish

They say
"English"
or
"Spanish"
Then reply
"Who ever moves first is gay"

by DawnOfEclipse June 9, 2024

Smartway English Academy

Malaysia's 1st Accelerated English Learning for Adults.

SmartWay English Academy provides an enriched learning environment which focused on conversational English that has helped more than 4851 students get ahead in these 6 years with proven & scientific teaching methodology. We’re extremely proud of our students and academic personnel, who are always eager to learn, create and grow together.

I learned my English at Smartway English Academy.

by urban...1 November 24, 2021

english hall

Unexpected... most definitely unexpected. In an incredible way

Come live in English Hall. We are unexpected.

by Expect the unexpected September 29, 2017

English Convict

Peoples of Caucasian descent originally from England, sent to exile to serve their sentences within the Asia Pacific region, the lowest form of life-form within a cast system

In Australia and New Zealand, there is a plethora of English Convicts residing amongst established dwellings and high-rise buildings.

by Convict hunter November 9, 2017