song emergency

A sudden unforeseen composition that calls for immediate action from an artist or band. A musical state of crisis triggered when a composer plays a hit song or demo for the first time and the listener is blown away. A crescent-fresh jam resulting in an urgent need for people to hear it as soon as possible.

“Now that’s a jam! We better call someone. This is a song emergency!”

“I’ve heard some of your other songs but ‘Ladybug’ is a Song Emergency. That groove blew me away. Forget the album. Drop the single..”

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Master Emerald

A Magical Gemstone guarded by Knuckles the Echidna that gives people Super Forms/Super States/Super Shields when used. Can be used to control the Chaos and Super Emeralds. However, Knuckles never uses it's power as it's his job to protect it. Not use it. It also keeps Angel Island in the sky.

Knuckles: I'm gonna go to Angel Island to check if the Master Emerald hasn't been stolen by Rouge, Eggman, or anyone else.

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Chaos Emerald

A sparkly... gem thing.....

"You mean the Chaos Emerald?"

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

Super Emeralds

When the Chaos Emeralds weren't enough.

Super Emeralds are too OP, plz nerf

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

Papa Emeritus III

Papa Emeritus III (Also commonly referred to as Terzo) is the third (and best) Emeritus brother from the band Ghost. He was introduced in 2015 (I think) and he is super hot and I want him to stomp me. I am so gay for him.

Person 1: Who is your favorite papa?
Person 2: Papa Emeritus III, he is amazing.
Person 1: Take my hand in marriage please.

by olive the olive sprout February 19, 2024

A Emerson Mile

A Emerson Mile is 5 miles and it said by a small town in China

Let's go run a Emerson miles

by Himothy the 3rd of the wall June 11, 2024