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Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs
Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!
by kecksucks September 10, 2016
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Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.
Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.
by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019
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follower dump

When someone unfollows a lot of people on social media. Occurs most often after high school, when someone forgets about a majority of their high school friends and meets new college friends. Usually done by popular girls.
Josh: "Hey Zach, Morgan unfollowed me on Instagram."

Zach: "Why? You two were really good friends."

Josh: "I think she is doing a follower dump on her socials. She just went to college."
by HanTheMan34 January 13, 2021
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proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016
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Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014
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The Construction Dump

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"
The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.
by AM40012 May 25, 2017
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Dump Week

the time of the week in college semester, where your professors dumps the hardest assignments on the students.
Nolan: Hey Hayden are you free next week?

Hayden: Sorry man I can't, next week is dump week.
by Ciph ili buster April 24, 2022
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