Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

Dildo Fondling

When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly

Oi isn’t paddy’s hobby Dildo Fondling

by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020

ghost dildo

when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass

guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!

by normal brownies November 4, 2022

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass

texas dildo is your mommas friend

by maddogpussy December 17, 2013

Doggy Dildo

A Dogs favorite toy amongst a pile of dildos is the butt plug of its owner.

You ruined my erection doggy dildo.

by Tarzan Large July 12, 2023

iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 9, 2018