dairy milk

cow cum

oh yehhhhh cow cum in my tea and japs eye dairy milk is my best friend

by Insanity OG October 14, 2014

Twice Daily

Twice daily as in the number of blow jobs your girl friend/wife should be giving you each day. Used when 'blow job' (or one of the many synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.

Josh: How are things going with Sarah?

Mark: Great! She even looks me in the face during my twice daily!

by Shin Moses October 20, 2008

Turkish dairy cow

the sextual act in wich a woman lactates into another anus

Dude have you seen this video of the TURKISH DAIRY COW

by lardopatamas365 April 1, 2011

Dayton Dairy Queen

A male gyrates his hips and shits as he hunches above his lover's chest while she is giving him a blow job. The shit collects in a Dairy Queen like swirl on her tits.

I really wanted to find out if she loves me so I gave her a Dayton Dairy Queen

by The Pennsylvania Growler May 5, 2011

daily mail

a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.

before i read the daily mail i had no idea that immigrants were responsible for the titanic

when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail

by chimpypete February 14, 2008

Dailybacon

A nardly lookin' homeslice who caps crusty bustas and leans like a G. Dailybacons tend to be sweet at final fantasy 11 and often come in long, skinny varieties. Dailybacons have a strong dislike for furries and hate crab-walkin' sissies. A key phrase used by Dailybacons is kon kon. If you see a Dailybacon who is acting like a crab-walker, he is most definitely an impostor trying to camouflage themselves.

I suggest you run less you want both your legs broken by a Dailybacon, you crab-walkin' sissy busta furry!

by AbJ32 June 11, 2008

dailypoa

One of the best adult sites out there on the web.

New pieces of ass posted daily - hence daily piece of ass.

www.dailypoa.com

I check out DailyPOA.com every day to see all the latest beautiful babies!

by Goumba December 9, 2008