Skip to main content

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".
by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022
mugGet the Spoons Dad mug.

Lesley’s dad

Person 1: Have you seen Lesley’s dad
Person : no he is non-existent
by Somnyama August 17, 2022
mugGet the Lesley’s dad mug.

Connor's Dad

Is there dont worry :(
Connor's Dad is there :(
by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022
mugGet the Connor's Dad mug.

Chad-dad

When your step-dads a cop
When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.
by Chad dad August 25, 2022
mugGet the Chad-dad mug.

Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.
Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.
by LatentDenis November 18, 2022
mugGet the Dad-Hard mug.

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.
“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”
by lexisdoor November 29, 2022
mugGet the Condiment Dad mug.

go dad !

Expression.

Said right before a male is about to throw, hit, or kick a ball

Usually exclaimed by a female.

Said male does not have to be a actual father.
*Guy throwing a football*

girl: go dad !
by loser4losers April 23, 2022
mugGet the go dad ! mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email