Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Lesley’s dad

Some one who is non-existent

Person 1: Have you seen Lesley’s dad
Person : no he is non-existent

by Somnyama August 17, 2022

Connor's Dad

Is there dont worry :(

Connor's Dad is there :(

by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022

Chad-dad

When your step-dads a cop

When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.

by Chad dad August 25, 2022

Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.

Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.

by LatentDenis November 18, 2022

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

go dad !

Expression.

Said right before a male is about to throw, hit, or kick a ball

Usually exclaimed by a female.

Said male does not have to be a actual father.

*Guy throwing a football*

girl: go dad !

by loser4losers April 23, 2022