dry sandwich

A type of sandwich which is dry and contains no butter and also is a person who gives dry stares into the dark abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018

dry july

Another month relating to masturbation, but in this month, no form of lubrication can be used

You thought Destroy Dick December was rough? Wait until Dry July!

by Jacaranda1027 v2 January 7, 2018

Dry Land

The act of urinating in ones swim suit. Typically done due to drunkenness or laziness. Best done by a body of water.

Damn I gotta pee, but the bathroom is too far. I am just going to Dry Land it right here.

by SLO October 16, 2017

Dry Bourbon

When a person bakes a shit then puts it in a glass and puts on your chest for sexual pleasure.

Sally: 'Hey, Barry is that dry bourbon gonna be ready for tonight I'm rally looking foreword to it'

by JakeyWhiteBoy February 13, 2017

dry-ragging

A bitch that is acting like she's on her period when she is in fact not, dry-ragging.

My girlfriend is always a bitch; its like she's dry-ragging.

Damn, that chick is dry-ragging.

by Hopek March 17, 2012

Dry Walrus

The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.

"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"

by Ziggy Stardust2 January 1, 2012

Dry snack

A fake hoe

Shut up you dry snack

by Zaqwscxderfvgtyh May 29, 2018