National Suck Ian’s Balls Day

Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked

This day is on October 31st

Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked

by IanDaddy69 October 21, 2019

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

National Give Money to Vito(s) day

This day is celebrated by giving a person named Vito ALL your money. It is celebrated at November 11th.

Cool man Y- It's National Give Money to Vito(s) day! Go get Vito some money!
Cool man X - Ok!

by anonymous November 5, 2021

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

school slut day

October 31st at WHS, also know as halloween. All of the popular girls (mostly cheerleaders) use this day as an excuse to dress up in very slutty costumes.

Examples From Halloween '04: naughty nurses, angels, devils, genies, and costumes invovling fish net stockings

Rob: HOLY SHIT! Did you see the naughty nurses?
Matt: OH Yea! I would tap their asses any day.
Rob: I'm gonna go look again.

by Mister D November 6, 2004